C.N.T. (Consumer Network Television)
In a world full of stress, carcinogens, and electoral mess it’s nice to know the safety blanket of home shopping is there to relax our nerves with its 24-hour, 1-800, commercial teat. But what if it all came to an end? What if our god given right to purchase imported crap sitting on our self constructed Swedish furniture was threatened? Or even worse...destroyed?
We present...C.N.T. (Consumer Network Television) a fanatical atmospheric look at consumerism, the media and terrorism. Written by Damon Heath Sager, based on a concept by director Ryan Hugh McWilliams and featuring the talented actors of New York’s very own Gossip Factory. Show your true colors, the colors that never bleed (thanks Oxy Clean!), and buy a ticket to what is sure to be theatre’s most patriotic comedic adventure.
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