The Gossip Factory presents:

Shmurph Election '08
It's not easy being blue. What with Mushroom Mortgages folding everywhere you look and the general Shmurphin' public on the verge of putting an orange Snöerck in the village's highest seat of power...the President of Shmurph Village. And if not him then who? Shmurphette? Last we heard she'd taken to burning any book not in support of the original Blue Text of Shmurphism. As they used to say on MTV: SHMURPH THE VOTE!!! Every little blue face must be heard. Know the facts. Know the candidates. Make a difference! Shmurph election '08 maybe be our finest hour...or maybe we're all just Shmurphed.

The Gossip Factory offers Shmurph Election '08. A cartoon satire of the state of our union as we reach one the most important elections in our nation's history. Shmurph Election '08 will be presented at the Annex Theatre as a part of their Hannah Barbera Play Festival.

When: Friday, Oct. 24th 8:00pm
& Saturday, Oct. 25th at Midnight

Location: Annex Theatre
419 E. Oliver Street
Baltimore, MD

C.N.T. (Consumer Network Television)
In a world full of stress, carcinogens, and electoral mess it's nice to know the safety blanket of home shopping is there to relax our nerves with its 24-hour, 1-800, commercial teat. But what if it all came to an end? What if our god given right to purchase imported crap sitting on our self constructed Swedish furniture was threatened? Or even worse...destroyed?

The Gossip Factory presents...C.N.T. (Consumer Network Television) a fanatical atmospheric look at consumerism, the media and terrorism. Written by Damon Heath Sager, based on a concept by Ryan Hugh McWilliams (Director) and featuring the talented actors of New York's own the Gossip Factory. Show your true colors, the colors that never bleed (thanks Oxy Clean!), and buy a ticket to what is sure to be theatres most patriotic comedic adventure.

Operators are standing by.

When: Spring '09

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